"To describe me would be like describing air. Except that it isn't because my picture is on the cover. So I'll just skip the semantics..."

--Salim F. Pow from his autobiography "I Am Not Spock... But I Wish I Was"

Call me Goldy, Ryan, Lord Pinhead or whatever you want.

 

a rick and morty/venture bros crossover in which the monarch arches rick

Goldy Does Commissions!

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That’s right! I’m doing art commissions now! The prices are as follows:

Single-color doodles: Free!

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Colored outlines, uncolored: $1.00

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Colored headshots: $3.00

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Colored full-body: $5.00 (+$2 for each additional character; +$3 for background [white, transparent, gradient, and solid color backgrounds are free])

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Complex scenes: Varies. Discuss with me.

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THINGS I CAN DRAW:

  • Your original characters
  • Characters from anything (limitations apply, see below)
  • Your pets
  • Animals
  • Caricatures (need good reference)

THINGS I CAN’T DRAW:

  • NSFW (honestly, I could try if you REALLY want me to, but it probably wouldn’t look sexy enough for you, and it would cost extra for nudity on account of I’m uncomfortable with it)
  • Gore (same as above, but substitute the NSFW words with gorey words)
  • Characters from franchises I’m unfamiliar with (please ask if you’re unsure, and even if I’m unfamiliar with a franchise, I may take the request anyway if the character isn’t too complex)

Even if you can’t pay me, I will seriously do a free drawing for anybody who asks, whether or not they intend to purchase a commission later on! The more diverse things I draw, the better I get, and the more people will want to pay me! Even if you don’t want to buy any commissions from me, if you want me to have money, please reblog signal boost this!

OC Art Meme!!!

imagine-your-oc:

Send a number and I’ll draw my OC:

  1. In what they normally wear
  2. In what I’m currently wearing
  3. In a school uniform
  4. In swimwear
  5. In underwear
  6. With no clothes on
  7. In winter clothes
  8. In fancy clothes
  9. Making 3 different expressions
  10. Standing on their hands
  11. With their favorite animal
  12. Hanging out with a friend
  13. Sitting on the couch
  14. Doing something they don’t normally do
  15. Eating
  16. Playing a sport
  17. Beaten up
  18. As a kid/adult
  19. Wearing a funny hat
  20. Sleeping
piranhapunk:

squidnapped:


when the aquabats call you a dork that’s a sign that you’ve hit dork nirvana

ofgmh

i think you mean “nerdvana”

piranhapunk:

squidnapped:

when the aquabats call you a dork that’s a sign that you’ve hit dork nirvana

ofgmh

i think you mean “nerdvana”

friendly reminder that waluigi isn’t even related to wario he just showed up one day to play tennis and never left