"To describe me would be like describing air. Except that it isn't because my picture is on the cover. So I'll just skip the semantics..."

--Salim F. Pow from his autobiography "I Am Not Spock... But I Wish I Was"

Call me Goldy, Ryan, Lord Pinhead or whatever you want.

 

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(Source: jenkristofu)

did-you-kno:

According to Switzerland’s law, social animals like guinea pigs must have a buddy with them.  Owning only one is considered animal abuse and is illegal.
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did-you-kno:

According to Switzerland’s law, social animals like guinea pigs must have a buddy with them.  Owning only one is considered animal abuse and is illegal.

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hanksbeaniehat:

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I SUMMON THE DUDE!

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Shoulda summoned the Dew instead…

(I should note, being able to summon coke-stealing spirit birds is not my “official cadet power”, this was just a silly idea I saw huge potential in exploiting)

OC Art Meme!!!

imagine-your-oc:

Send a number and I’ll draw my OC:

  1. In what they normally wear
  2. In what I’m currently wearing
  3. In a school uniform
  4. In swimwear
  5. In underwear
  6. With no clothes on
  7. In winter clothes
  8. In fancy clothes
  9. Making 3 different expressions
  10. Standing on their hands
  11. With their favorite animal
  12. Hanging out with a friend
  13. Sitting on the couch
  14. Doing something they don’t normally do
  15. Eating
  16. Playing a sport
  17. Beaten up
  18. As a kid/adult
  19. Wearing a funny hat
  20. Sleeping

Goldy Does Commissions!

url-of-lemongrab:

That’s right! I’m doing art commissions now! The prices are as follows:

Single-color doodles: Free!

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Colored outlines, uncolored: $1.00

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Colored headshots: $3.00

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Colored full-body: $5.00 (+$2 for each additional character; +$3 for background [white, transparent, gradient, and solid color backgrounds are free])

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Complex scenes: Varies. Discuss with me.

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THINGS I CAN DRAW:

  • Your original characters
  • Characters from anything (limitations apply, see below)
  • Your pets
  • Animals
  • Caricatures (need good reference)

THINGS I CAN’T DRAW:

  • NSFW (honestly, I could try if you REALLY want me to, but it probably wouldn’t look sexy enough for you, and it would cost extra for nudity on account of I’m uncomfortable with it)
  • Gore (same as above, but substitute the NSFW words with gorey words)
  • Characters from franchises I’m unfamiliar with (please ask if you’re unsure, and even if I’m unfamiliar with a franchise, I may take the request anyway if the character isn’t too complex)

Even if you can’t pay me, I will seriously do a free drawing for anybody who asks, whether or not they intend to purchase a commission later on! The more diverse things I draw, the better I get, and the more people will want to pay me! Even if you don’t want to buy any commissions from me, if you want me to have money, please reblog signal boost this!

a rick and morty/venture bros crossover in which the monarch arches rick

Goldy Does Commissions!

url-of-lemongrab:

That’s right! I’m doing art commissions now! The prices are as follows:

Single-color doodles: Free!

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Colored outlines, uncolored: $1.00

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Colored headshots: $3.00

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Colored full-body: $5.00 (+$2 for each additional character; +$3 for background [white, transparent, gradient, and solid color backgrounds are free])

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Complex scenes: Varies. Discuss with me.

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THINGS I CAN DRAW:

  • Your original characters
  • Characters from anything (limitations apply, see below)
  • Your pets
  • Animals
  • Caricatures (need good reference)

THINGS I CAN’T DRAW:

  • NSFW (honestly, I could try if you REALLY want me to, but it probably wouldn’t look sexy enough for you, and it would cost extra for nudity on account of I’m uncomfortable with it)
  • Gore (same as above, but substitute the NSFW words with gorey words)
  • Characters from franchises I’m unfamiliar with (please ask if you’re unsure, and even if I’m unfamiliar with a franchise, I may take the request anyway if the character isn’t too complex)

Even if you can’t pay me, I will seriously do a free drawing for anybody who asks, whether or not they intend to purchase a commission later on! The more diverse things I draw, the better I get, and the more people will want to pay me! Even if you don’t want to buy any commissions from me, if you want me to have money, please reblog signal boost this!